I’m at mac dons in mil and this black guy waiting at the other order line keeps yelling at me “hey..hey baby…wanna split a Big Mac with me? Hey baby…”

I’m dying! It’s so hard to keep a straight face while drunk. Kill me!

Jul 26 1:02 with 1 note

Tonight’s the first night in over a year of me willingly sleeping without Alex by my side…

I’ve already cried twice.

Jul 22 22:46


maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

Jul 22 22:44 with 391,955 notes
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